Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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