...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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