At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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