did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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