So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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