Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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