Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think my tv is drunk
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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