Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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