He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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