Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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