I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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