i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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