lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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