Yo dont text me then not text me
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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