We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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