As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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