Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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