I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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