he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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