So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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