can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Randomize
