If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Sext me about skeletons
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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