I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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