she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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