check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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