He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
