dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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