Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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