we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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