I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
