it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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