They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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