Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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