you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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