I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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