there was a trapeze. enough said
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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