U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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