OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
where am i from again
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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