just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Randomize
