Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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