Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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