I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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