Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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