Christians are straight up FREAKS
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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