Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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