fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
