david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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