Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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