whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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