I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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