But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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