She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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