he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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