is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize