Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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